/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

Torcuil has spent the last spent the last hour at a fever pitch of activity, grabbing books, discarding them, shuffling papers, analyzing diagrams,... he knows he's on the verge of something, and something big. Tracy continues to try and vie for Trump's attention with a variety of methods. Let's not forget that Trump is a 6'2" human, and Tracy is,... what, 3'6" standing upright? Thez has fallen asleep in her zombie-bath, and dusk approaches.

Oh yeah, this is the Tabletop Gaming continuation thread from https://mlpol.net/vx/res/20.html if ya didn't know. Pull up a chair! New players are always welcome.

Is kek real and if he is did he follow us here?

Obviously, no vidya board would be complete without a thread dedicated to this legend of video game history, quite possibly the greatest game ever created, THE ADVENTURES OF STANLEY "FRANKFURTER" JONES.

Holy shit eating ducks. Have any of you niggers ever played this game? Because if you haven't, you literally need to grab yourself by the scrotum and hang yourself with it for being such a god damn double nigger-tier retard, you fucking homosexual faggot. This game is like being fucked in the tits by Superman. Have you ever been fucked in the tits by Superman? Because if not, this is the game for you. And even if you have, you should play it anyway, because what do you think, you're just going to say no when Superman asks to fuck you in the tits? Because I'll clue you in on something: when Superman asks to fuck you in the tits, he isn't asking, he's telling your god damn mother fucking fortune.

This motherfucker has graphics that are so good, the creators of the game had to zip them up and email them to the future where they could be displayed without causing all the computers to melt (seriously, every single god damn one of them). The graphics are so good you can't even see those fuckers, they had to make new graphics just so pleb-tier faggots like you wouldn't burn your fucking retinas on those shit eating cock monkeys.

And did someone say point and click interface? Because holy shit, this thing has got one of those like John Cena has got your mom bent over the washing machine, you fucking zebra kike. You'll be pointing and clicking on so many things your literal head will explode like a god damn watermelon on Gallagher's fucking coffee table, fuck.

>Can you pick shit up and put it in your inventory?
Are you fucking kidding me? I ought to slap your monkey face with my dick for even asking a dumb ass question like that.

>What about puzzles and shit?
Nigger, this game has puzzles like a god damn Jew in a pizza oven. You think you can solve this shit? You'd better rub peanut butter all over your nut sack and hit yourself in the face with a frying pan, mother fucker, because you're about to fucking die.

>SHIT ON MY COCK.

If you don't play this game it will literally jump out of your computer and install itself up your fucking asshole, and then you're gonna see some shit, my dude.

Don't mind me I'm just shilling the retarded game I made five years ago, you should totally play it thought it's pretty fun

>Original Game:
https://muffinentertainment.itch.io/the-adventures-of-stanley-frankfurter-jones

>Sequel (chapter one):
https://muffinentertainment.itch.io/frank-further-the-further-adventures-of-stanley-frankfurter-jones-chapter-i

>Development thread for Chapter Two of the sequel (yes it is actually being worked on):
http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=48863.0

I've been sitting on an extensive homemade 3.5ed DnD campaign but can't find players. Is anypony down?
It would b Saturdays and/or Sundays, the frequency depending on demand.

Oh shit faggots, get the fuck in here! Microsoft has released an announcement trailer of Age of Empires 4. In the trailer it showed time periods of the previous game but no indication of what time period the new game will be set in. Judging by how the games have went through time with each game, the new game may be set in perhaps pre WW1 and up or maybe in the Modern Day, its not known yet as of now. The game is being developed by a company named Relic who have developed RTS games before.

Link to the trailer is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYwZ6GZXWhA

What is your opinion of what this game is gonna be like? Personally I don't know what to expect but it might look like RTS games might be making a comeback.

Sonic Mania, argueably the best Sonic game made in the past 20 years and maybe the best classic Sonic game of all times, was released today for the Steam store.

The game was held back by "Optimization problems". As it turned out, this was a blatant lie the publisher SEGA forced its fan developerment team to tell to implement an Anti Piracy DRM that is so toxic that it is consider to be a virus in its own right.

The Steam Forums are currently collapsing under the collective ragefueld autism meltdown of maybe the worst fandom on the Internet, that just got cucked out of its golden grail it waited for a small eternity. Threads are flooding the forum lashing out against Sega and calling for PC boycots. The few mods react in the only way they know (the worst one possible), trying to shut everything down of course.I guess you could say, the Sonic fans got a little MANIC about the issue.

http://steamcommunity.com/app/584400/discussions/

can someone here tell me exactly when this will be available for non-premium players? Everywhere I've looked just says September still.

I don't want to be a commie dyke or anything I just want my double barreled shotgun already goddammit.

Cant believe i spent my life playing these things

Hey faggots, lets paint an army.

There are quite a few WH40k/30k edits of /mlpol/ ponies and OC's so lets make a chapter. I know this is a slow board but the few of us that lurk it could still be a bit more active than we are. This could be a good way to do it!

Oh anon, immortal leader of one of the chosen civilizations, you and fellow anons must direct the peoples of <insert civ here> to full glory. You see there is computer terminal out there with one highly driven fellow who has decided to play a game. A game against himself. For days this fellow played, directing all the moves for each of the ten nations placed on the map of a civ5 game, taking the time and putting in the effort to fully reach the potential of each of the nations. But now he offers up one of these nations for you to direct. Will you lead that civilization to new heights, or will it fall and turn to sand in your hands.

Welcome, so I'm playing a civilization 5 game with the two major expansions. It's a hotseat game, meaning I'm controlling all the players in the game, and I've been doing it for awhile. I'm the kind of guy who used to play monopoly against himself when I was a child, I have a very active imagination and I thought, why not play a full civ game in which I play to the best of my ability for each nation? And that's what I've begun to do, I'm already 120 turns into the game which really translates to I've played 1,200 turns for each nation on the map(mostly consisting of figuring out the best resource collection tactics and moving units to explore the map, REAL fascinating guys realllll fascinating stuff). I'm hoping to play the game in a way that leads to some really fun political events, crusades/proxy wars/neo-imperialism/territory disputes, we could have religions based around the sun pony, and another religion based on the moon pony(get a catholic/orthodox religion divide in the mix), just think "Super Model UN". When it comes to wars/diplomacy I'm going to play each nation to the best of my ability's, so the game is going to be as fair as I possible can make it when it comes to how nations treat each other.

Final thing, this is going to be a long long long long game, I LOVE civilization, but even I get tired of playing 100's of turns to get a 10 turn farm to be built. So I'm moving at the pace of 10 turns a day(or 10 turns for each player, equaling 100 turns), so everyday at some consistent time I'll check in, give updates, look for the inputs that you have for the next moves or what to build. Think of it like a news site, a slowly evolving world you can come back and check in on daily.

Anyway's let me introduce you to the nations around the our little world. First up, we have the Zulu. Pretty good starting position, but wasn't really going for faith(I figure whatever you guys would want to create a religion around Celestia, so this wouldn't be the best civilization for that). I'm going to go though and present each civ with a map/social policy's/tech tree, feel free to ask for more information on any of these nations. More to come in the next post